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20 Ways to annoy Rosalie Hale

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1. Call her  Rosalie Cullen

2. When she says shes Rosalie Hale ask her why she doesnt change her name when shes 'married' to Emmett.

3. Buy her a Rolls Royce for Christmas

4. Smash every mirror she owns.

5. When she asks you why you did it say that maybe shes not as pretty as she thought

6. Sing 'your so vain' whenever she walks into a room

7. At her next wedding to Emmett ask her whether it was the same dress she wore to kill Royce

8. Remind her that Edward would pick a human over her.

9. Ask her about baby names and such. Asking every five minutes 'if thats what she would name her baby'

10. 'Accidently' scratch her M3 with your key as she walks past.

11. Blame Bella. Sit back and watch the ensuring chaos.

12. Scream hyocrite when she walks past. Tell her that she hated Bella when she had nothing to offer but was best buddies when she thought she could get her hands on the baby.

13. Be sure to remind her that even though shes known him longer, she's Edwards least favourite sister.

14. Then remind her that she is in fact, the least favourite Cullen throughout the series.

15. Cut off ALL of her hair.

16. Ask her whether shes a peodophile.

17.  If she gets confused say she wouldnt get it 'cause shes blond.

18. OR If she gets confused say (very slowly) that she only saved Emmett because he reminded her of a baby.

19. Ask how Vera is

20. Tell Rosalie that Leah/Esme/Alice is prettier then her
Yup Im bashing Rose this time. I had no quarrel with her until New moon when she almost caused Edward to die Since then she's my least fave Cullen. (I actually thought she was kinda cool in Twilight)
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mwahahhah i have time.....