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1. Call her Rosalie Cullen
2. When she says shes Rosalie Hale ask her why she doesnt change her name when shes 'married' to Emmett.
3. Buy her a Rolls Royce for Christmas
4. Smash every mirror she owns.
5. When she asks you why you did it say that maybe shes not as pretty as she thought
6. Sing 'your so vain' whenever she walks into a room
7. At her next wedding to Emmett ask her whether it was the same dress she wore to kill Royce
8. Remind her that Edward would pick a human over her.
9. Ask her about baby names and such. Asking every five minutes 'if thats what she would name her baby'
10. 'Accidently' scratch her M3 with your key as she walks past.
11. Blame Bella. Sit back and watch the ensuring chaos.
12. Scream hyocrite when she walks past. Tell her that she hated Bella when she had nothing to offer but was best buddies when she thought she could get her hands on the baby.
13. Be sure to remind her that even though shes known him longer, she's Edwards least favourite sister.
14. Then remind her that she is in fact, the least favourite Cullen throughout the series.
15. Cut off ALL of her hair.
16. Ask her whether shes a peodophile.
17. If she gets confused say she wouldnt get it 'cause shes blond.
18. OR If she gets confused say (very slowly) that she only saved Emmett because he reminded her of a baby.
19. Ask how Vera is
20. Tell Rosalie that Leah/Esme/Alice is prettier then her
2. When she says shes Rosalie Hale ask her why she doesnt change her name when shes 'married' to Emmett.
3. Buy her a Rolls Royce for Christmas
4. Smash every mirror she owns.
5. When she asks you why you did it say that maybe shes not as pretty as she thought
6. Sing 'your so vain' whenever she walks into a room
7. At her next wedding to Emmett ask her whether it was the same dress she wore to kill Royce
8. Remind her that Edward would pick a human over her.
9. Ask her about baby names and such. Asking every five minutes 'if thats what she would name her baby'
10. 'Accidently' scratch her M3 with your key as she walks past.
11. Blame Bella. Sit back and watch the ensuring chaos.
12. Scream hyocrite when she walks past. Tell her that she hated Bella when she had nothing to offer but was best buddies when she thought she could get her hands on the baby.
13. Be sure to remind her that even though shes known him longer, she's Edwards least favourite sister.
14. Then remind her that she is in fact, the least favourite Cullen throughout the series.
15. Cut off ALL of her hair.
16. Ask her whether shes a peodophile.
17. If she gets confused say she wouldnt get it 'cause shes blond.
18. OR If she gets confused say (very slowly) that she only saved Emmett because he reminded her of a baby.
19. Ask how Vera is
20. Tell Rosalie that Leah/Esme/Alice is prettier then her
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10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale
10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her Ice Queen behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with Whatever, bimbo.
7. Claim that being a human aint so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with Whatever, bimbo.
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didnt go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalies u
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10 ways to annoy Rosalie
Ten ways to annoy Rosalie
1. Once you get a boyfriend (a best friend, willing to play along is okay too) , bring him to the Cullen residence and every time Rosalie walks in the room, start talking with him about how many kids you guys would like to have. Don't forget adding their names!
2. Steal away all the mirrors in her room and put them in the basement. When she comes to ask you what you did to her mirrors say: " Rose, I did that for your own safety! Don't you know that you'll have seven complete years of bad luck when you break only one of them?"
3. Show up at the cullen residence wearing a beautifull white dress (preferably bringing
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10 More Ways to Annoy Rosalie
10 More Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale
10. Tell her that you never believed in the whole "dumb blonde" thing until you met her.
9. Throw out all the reflective objects in the house and blame it on Jasper.
8. Whenever she's talking, interrupt with, "Heard that one." and tell a blonde joke that you claim is way better.
7. If you catch her looking at herself in the mirror, tell her that if she was a real vampire, she wouldn't be able to see her reflection.
6. Whenever Emmett is around, ask her why exactly she was mad that Edward chose Bella over her.
5. Sign her up for the "Blonde Joke A Day" emailing service.
4. Talk to her only in Valspeak,
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Yup Im bashing Rose this time. I had no quarrel with her until New moon when she almost caused Edward to die Since then she's my least fave Cullen. (I actually thought she was kinda cool in Twilight)
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